Ochocinco at it again - June 17, 2009

You want chemistry? Forget science. Look no further than Chad
Johnson and Carson Palmer.

Apparently, Ochocinco is set on becoming one with his quarterback in hopes to mend his relationship with Palmer. So instead of simply running post routes for Palmer, Ochocinco will be posted up in the Palmer household this off-season.

Am I the only one that thinks that this would be the best reality TV show since Rob & Big? I sure hope not. MTV jump on it.

In lieu of the news, I have composed a list of things Palmer should watch out for if this venture actually comes to fruition (I'm crossing my fingers and toes).

So, Here's to you Carson.

The Top-10 things you should be watching out for when Chad pulls up in to your driveway with his pimped out U-Haul.

10. Dozens of holes in the front yard because Chad was practicing
his Pylon golfing.

9. Reindeer noises coming from Chad's bedroom. Apparently he's actually going through with his previously proposed Christmas celebration this year.

8. Chad being oh-so protective of you when you and your wife get into an
argument.

"Hey, lay off women. That's my quarterback (cue the tears)."

7. Chad sleeping in when voluntary (and quite possible mandatory) training camp rolls around.

6. Chad watching Brokeback Mountain in hopes of finding some tips on how to bond better with his quarterback.

5. Broken glass all over the house after Chad runs a quick five-and-in right into the kitchen door during dinner. Apparently he thought it'd be better for you to actually throw the butter to him as opposed to simply handing it over.

4. Name-change requests lying around the house. Chad Palmer?

3. The possibility of finding a newly revised list entitled "Did 85 do
everything he could to get with Carson's hot wife" lying around. With
checkmarks all the way down the list.

2. The threat of Chris Henry moving in after you and Chad hook up for
a few touchdowns this season. Talk about scary. Lock your doors. Seriously.

1. Chad having a whole gang of cheerleaders over to practice a
celebration idea.

Hey, there has to be some perks, right?